Why I Love the Internet

1. Amy’s Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro

First off, this Amy chick and her husband should know using two variations of the same word (bake) twice in the title of your business is a bad idea. As is a half-assed attempt at alliteration. As is plastic surgery.

I didn’t actually get to see this on TV, but I did see something alluding to it on Reddit before A-man sent over the link to the BuzzFeed wrap up. SIDE NOTE: I love wrap ups like this. Make’s my life easy. I don’t have to try to find it on Facebook and Reddit and Twitter. it’s all there for me. So rad.

Half the Internet thinks this restaurant is just a cover for some sort of money laundering gangster scheme. Pretty sure there was a restaurant like that in Sumner when I was in High School (or at least that was the rumor) and there is no way they ever would have drawn this much attention to themselves. And their food was decent. Point is, these people are probably just nuts.

So yeah, all of this happened. And it was epic. And everyone jumped on it. Go eNets. Click the link about if you need to catch up, but I’m sure someone has already posted it to your Facebook feed. There is always a link guy in every friends list who is first to post the hot new thing from Reddit.

2. Twitter

Marc Maron is killing it lately. Every time I read a tweet, I hear his voice in my head (memorized via WTF Podcast). Today he had a conversation with American Airlines:

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Have you called the guy? Straight up rad reply. I assume dude showed up for work. Probably the pilot. Probably just needed to get a drink. But Marc Maron is also a nice guy:

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Twitter! It’s so great for seeing this kind of interaction. Also, while I’m on Marc Maron. His new show is amazing, and because I’m letting myself be slightly obsessed with his comedy, I went and got his book last weekend and read it in basically a 24 hour period. It’s great. If you’re looking for a new book, it’s worth checking out.

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Yeah what this guy said.

3. PODCASTS

Love them. Hyped on them. Does everyone listen to them, or is it just me? Todd Glass is still my main guy. He had James Adomian on last week. EVERYONE GO LISTEN TO 2 HOURS OF FREE COMEDY. It’s so worth it. Also, Chewin’ It with the guys from Broken Lizard comedy troop is great. STEVE LEMME tweeted me to say they will be coming to Seattle to do a show. BETTER NOT BE IN BELLEVUE AKA HELLEVUE because I don’t want to go to the Parlor for a show. Ever.

4. Kai the Homeless Hitchhiker

We all saw his rad video. No need to repost. But everyone knows you can only hatchet someone one time in your life. No second chances Kai. Now dude is wanted for murder. Lame end to a kind of cool start.

It’s sunny outside, I have to get off the computer now.

Seattle May Day

The other night I was watching this new show on HBO called VICE. It’s a fascinating show that covers international stories that don’t generally get a lot of press here in the US. One story talked about the current unrest in Athens, Greece, where a Nationalist party (read Fascist) is currently gaining strength and, it seems, working behind the scenes with the Greek police. There are ongoing street battles with European youth that are protesting the rise of Fascism in Greece, and the unfair treatment of immigrants living in Athens.

As I was watching this show, I was thinking to myself, wow, it must be weird/scary to live in a large, well-known city where  riots and street fights happen on a regular basis. Chaos and disorder interrupting the day. Hate and violence seemingly being sponsored by the state, and a Fascist party gaining strength in an unstable government. Fast forward to yesterday, May 1st aka May Day. Seattle had it’s own version of disorder and riots, although, thanks to the media, police and protestors, it was more along the lines of hilarious than serious or scary like the problems in Europe.

Twitter has been ruling the past two days. I have seen some epic stuff come through. However, I’d like to take a moment to highlight some amazing tweets regarding the key players in yesterday’s May Day.

First: The Media.

May Day was slow to get started. The news was on the street, looking for the story. A scoop. A rock being tossed. A kid with dreadlocks. Anything!

Noonish: Things are quiet on the street. Reporters are out reporting.

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BREAKING NEWS: People that look like this guy are not at Judkins Park! Do not look for this guy there because you won’t find him.

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BREAKING NEWS: So far this window is not broken! We are watching this window for any changing developments.

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BREAKING NEWS: It is not weird or abnormal to call people superheroes in Seattle. This has become an accepted norm. Dudes in outfits. Side note: Merriam-Webster definition. Superhero. Noun. A fictional hero having extraordinary or superhuman powers.

Second: The Police.

They report about rocks!

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They human centipede their bikes!

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They barricade their headquarters! They rest of you are on your own!

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Third: The anarchists.

They cry over spilled milk.

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They learn new dance moves.

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They yelled at horses that can’t even see. REAL BRAVE.

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And they disrupt traffic, break windows, and cause issues without having more of a message than we are here to cause trouble. I don’t get it. But I do think they should all get on the next Bolt Bus back to Oregon.

Combine these three entities and you get the makings for an event lacking a real message or meaning, yet good for hours of ridiculous TV programming. And amazing tweets. I laughed. I laughed some more. And I finally learned what a Maypole is!

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Happy May Day Seattle.

Burglary vs Robbery

I wasn’t home, therefore it was a burglary. If it was in progress, while I was there, it would have been a robbery.

A week ago, they pounded on my door, same time, same day. I guess they were casing it. It was planned.

Here’s the lists of goods swiped:

MacBook Pro Retina Display laptop

Iphone Charger

Apple USB SuperDrive

Jar of change

Apple headphones

ALL OF MY JEWELRY

Including: all jewelry from ex bf, all jewelry from mom, all stuff I’ve ever bought. All gone. ALL OF IT. All I have left is this wooden necklace I got in Hawaii that symbolizes new beginnings. So i guess that makes sense.

Anyway, bottom line is, lots of stuff was stolen. And I’ll blog again once I get a new computer.

See you then.

Neighborhood Breakdown

I’ve been living in Seattle proper since 2009, but have been a regular visitor since 2005 thanks to UW attendance. Since moving to Seattle, I’ve lived in 5 places. I started out in Ballard, west of 24th, then moved to Greenwood for 6 months, then to Fremont for a year, then back to Ballard for 11 months (and the worst living situation ever), and have now landed in wonderful Wallingford.

Ballard: When I first moved to Seattle, I found my new place to live via Craigslist, and moved into a newer condo with 2 guys. It started out really fun, we all got along well, and everyone seemed to mesh. After living there for a month, I started dating someone, and from then on out, we were spending every weekend together. I set my roommate/landlord up with a friend of mine, and they dated for 3 months. But turned out he had some serious OCD, and my friend couldn’t handle dating him and broke up with him. From then on, things turned weird. The 4 of us had a trip to Whistler planned, and my bf (now ex) and I still went with my roommate after the breakup. Basically worst Whistler trip ever. A few months later, my roommate and I were both taking classes at a local college, and after telling him I couldn’t carpool with him to the class one night, he called me a dick for not being able to, and didn’t talk to me for a week. A week later, he told me I had to move out because I’m not as fun anymore because I have a boyfriend and he expected me to party more with him. He said that he had a friend with a dog and she needed a place to live. A few weeks later I moved out, and later I heard he moved the girl in, she stuck around for 3 months and was dating him, and then escaped too.

Greenwood: Since I had to move so quickly, I found a room in a house in Greenwood. I really liked some of my new roommates, but the house was definitely old, and I had a hard time meshing with the guy in the room next to mine. Combined with two occasions of hearing some interesting noises through the wall in the middle of the night, and an offer from a new friend to move into their house, I stayed at this place for 6 months and then headed to Fremont.

Fremont: When I first moved in, I had 3 roommates, but this 6 bedroom house quickly filled up. The view was killer (Ballard and the Olympic Mountains), and everyone was nice, but the house was definitely a party house. Highlights included drunk people locking themselves in the bathroom at 5am because the doorknob fell off, a friend of the house breaking in at 3am because he needed a place to sleep, and probably being lucky my bf was there because I grabbed my pocket knife and headed out to surprise the intruder (bf de-knifed me). It was a fun year, but in the end, I decided I needed to live somewhere a bit more quiet. A friend of mine said they met a girl who seemed cool, and was looking to move to Seattle, so I contacted them and we began a search for a place to share. I found a pretty sweet triplex in Ballard, and we moved in.

Ballard part 2: This turned out to be a nightmare. My roommate was socially awkward, constantly trying to prove herself. Harboring a strange obsession with the local cult church, military guys, and the TV, it was pretty clear we would never be friends, and definitely shouldn’t be roommates. When she got laid off from her job and started spending 24/7 planted on the couch, I knew I had to get out. I’m not really sure how to explain what went on, and I’ve tried to eliminate it from my memory in all honesty. But weird things included the fact that I tried to make her super comfortable with my boyfriend at the time, yet she got a boyfriend near the end, and never introduce him once, and he was there almost every day. When I asked her to have him stop taking my parking spot, things got even weirder. But I moved out a month early, paying double rent that month just to get out. Best memory from the house: in the middle of the night, my ex ran into another dude in our kitchen, just wearing tighty whiteys. The next morning, the roommate called my ex over, and told him, “just so you know, that was my gay friend, and he was sleeping on my blow-up mattress, just so you guys know, my virtue is intact”. SHE SAID THAT! Hilarious.

Wallingford: I found a new place on Craigslist, and it turned out to be the best find ever. My new house is pretty sweet, just four blocks from Green Lake. My roommates, and Sonny the dog, are great, and I’m genuinely happy living there. I’m hoping it lasts a long time. But I really enjoy the neighborhood and Tangletown vibe.

So, I’ve lived in four neighborhoods thus far, and this has me wondering: are all Seattle neighborhoods the same?

Recent conversations with a friend had me thinking about the bar scene. When I was younger (I’m almost 29 you guys, wtf), I definitely thought every bar was different. It was like dude let’s go to the Ballroom to be totally stupid, but hey this mellow night calls for the Parkway, and the loft is so cool for hanging out with a big group! But now I see ever bar is the same. Same people. Same girls looking for free drinks. Same guys looking for girls. Same stupid drunk guy being loud. All expensive. All loud. All the same.

And it’s cool. I’m fine with realizing it’s always the same scene in a different location. And I’ll always have the same few places I really enjoy going. But I do feel like it’s nice to know it’s all the same.

So last night as I headed over to Roosevelt to go to a TRX workout class, I was driving around looking for parking for a few minutes (similar to the standard Capitol Hill routine) and it got me wondering: If all bars are the same, are all Seattle neighborhoods the same?

Wikipedia research shows there are 126 different neighborhoods in Seattle. 126! There are the heavy hitters: Fremont, Ballard, West Seattle, U District, Georgetown, Wallingford, Beacon Hill, Fremont, Capitol Hill, and more. Then there are tiny ones I’ve never heard of: Lawton Park, Stevens, West Edge and Atlantic among others.

When I go to Capitol Hill, I can’t tell if I’m actually there, or maybe in Ballard or Belltown. A night out in Fremont could definitely be a night on the ave in the U-District. And Greenwood, Phinney Ridge, Greenlake, Wallingford might as well merge.

So are these neighborhoods all different like they claim? Or is Seattle just one big place, trying to make 126 different identities to feel better about itself?

 

Catching Up

I had some high hopes when I first launched this blog, mainly that I’d really be into it and would blog all the time. But you can never predict the route life takes, and I slowly stopped posting. Right after I started this blog, I also launched another blog where I post pictures from different adventures. Because photography is something I really love, it has been easy to keep that one going. However, I’ve maintained my avid blog reading lifestyle, and a recent rash of blog posts regarding “The Trouble of Snowboarding” has me reconsidering my blogging absence, because come on, blogging is actually really fun, right?

Let’s summarize the Crystal Mountain Vs. Snowboarding firestorm sweeping the PNW. I know it’s been done a few times now, but here’s the stuff I’ve enjoyed.

1. Everyone knows Crystal Mountain tries to be an elitist, skier “resort”. They have for years. I grew up in the south sound, and always had fun riding Crystal, but I still knew, if I was going there, I was most likely going to get told to wear a leash. Or hear a snide remark form a skier. It’s all good though, that’s why I’ve always maintained pass status at The Pass. But Crystal has fun terrain, and some of my most memorable powder days are hiking Southback or Northway (before there was a lift!) and getting some amazing turns.  Plus, they’re charging 74 dollars if you want to ride the Gondola. I’ll take REX and save the 8 dollars to pay for half a hot chocolate in your fancy lodge.

1b. Skiers are skiers. Some skiers are cool. A lot think they are experts and/or entitled to the hill. I’ve been told a few times by skier friends they’ll meet up with me after they get some pow runs. I don’t roll that way. It’s cool, you can think you’re better than snowboarders, or you’re expert or hardcore. But I’m not going to the hill with you.

2. About a month ago, Kim Kircher, ski patroller/wife of Crystal Mountain owner blogged about the trouble with snowboarding. I first heard about this from a friend who left a comment on it, saying Crystal Mountain has always been a turtleneck resort, and this isn’t new news that snowboarding is looked down on there. Little did I know this was going to take the PNW nets by storm. I’m especially surprised snowboarders are so up in arms. I mean, come on, are we all surprised Medina-living, seaplane-owning, Kim Kircher has an elitist attitude? This shouldn’t be a surprise to the blogosphere.

3. A-man summed it up pretty well. Followed by the surfers over at nwBroweather. And then A-man steered me to this guy, with a hilarious story about meeting them in a restaurant. Turns out Kim Kircher is now patrolling the blogs, leaving comments on posts about her. It’s cool, but as much as you try to defend yourself on the Internet, it’s not worth it. Plus, she took down her original post, and reposted a new post saying: “By taking it down I’m not apologizing for my opinions only trying to put an end to what’s become a vicious, unhealthy debate. Some might react negatively to me taking down this post, saying that I’m backsliding and not owning my opinions. I can already hear it now. But like I said above, I’m just trying to stop what’s grown into a tool to fuel the skiing vs snowboarding debate, and no one wants to go back to the bad old days.”

Comment section closed. Nothing to see on her blog. Problem solved everyone!

4. Has anyone noticed the comment sections can be more fun than the posts sometimes?

So that’s that. In Internet time, this has gone on long enough. Time to end it. Winter is over anyway.

Speaking of winter being over: I’m totally excited for summer. I’ve already been hiking twice this month, and I’ve been doing spin classes at a local community fitness center to prepare for my entry into the world of mountain biking. My trip to Hawaii made me realize how great it is spending all day outside, and I’m really going to try to make the most out of this summer.